i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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