No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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