I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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