How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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