i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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