I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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