a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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