Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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