where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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