We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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