idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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