I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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The beer is more important than you right now.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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