You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
