Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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