Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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