forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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