GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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