i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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