had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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