I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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