Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Randomize
