Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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