we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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