I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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