Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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