I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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