Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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