Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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