We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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