he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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