I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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