would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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