I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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