I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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