i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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