Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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