i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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