I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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