summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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