I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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