dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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