I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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