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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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