My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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