Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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