I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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