South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
