Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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