no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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