were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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