You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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