you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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