My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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