3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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