i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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