I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We got so high we made milksteak
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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