i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do vagina's smell?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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